So I have complained about texting and instant messaging before; I think my complaints were valid and we’re not going to go through those again (I also would have to look them up because I forgot what they were).
So instead, I have come up with some texting acronyms of my own. You know what I am talking about, like lol (laugh out loud) or rofl (roll on floor laughing). I will list an acronym and its meaning, because I am such a nice guy. And away we go.
LML: Lose my lunch
DIMU: Dancing in my underwear
TOT: Texting on toilet
STPTB: Skills to pay the bills
SWAG: Swag!
AYSTAFG: Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
IIRTAIRPBRCCCCBCPARCCWOA: If I really think about it, regular Pepsi beats regular Coca Cola, Cherry Coke beats Cherry Pepsi, and R.C. Cola wins over all.
Well, there it is. I give you permission to use those while you are texting or using instant messaging…providing you give me $.35 each time you use one.
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