1. It's really easy to say that you don't think you deserve something when you believe that you are going to get it.
2. I really hate Timberlakeian apologies-'I'm sorry if you were offended by...', and hate when I make them myself.
3. I feel like you could tell most kids that 'The Hunger Games' trilogy takes place in Canada in the 1980's and very few would know you were lying.
4. This will be the year that Brad Pitt is named World's Sexiest Ax Murderer. Keep those bloody fingers crossed, Brad!
5. A particularly loud child got upset with me for being too noisy, and I proceeded to apologize and agree that it was no fun when somebody was very loud all of the sudden. I think she got my point because of all the all things toddlers appreciate, irony is #1.
